Certified Hater

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.

I'm a hater? Nah, nigga I'm a Certified Hater.

Certified Hater by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022

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Certified hater

Someone who will disagree and hate on anything and everything just because they think it makes them cool. This is a full time job and takes a lot of effort to disagree with everything 24 hours a day. Usually these people are ugly.

“Damn Ben has been really negative lately, what’s his deal?”

He just got a new job as a certified hater, you couldn’t tell?

Certified hater by tvthestallion August 12, 2019

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Certified Hater

Also known as Al-Baraa. A Hater born, and made.

Damn, baraa still managed to complain in heaven? He really is a certified hater

Certified Hater by pseydoHakim November 20, 2023

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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