ceoof

when your cock sneezes aka nutting

i just bused a fat ceoof

by deadraccoon December 10, 2020

CEO of Sex

did you know who Invented sex?

Ned is the official founder and CEO of Sex, He has sexed my mom many times, I have proof.

Spiderman: I would like talk to the CEO of Sex
Ned: I'm the CEO of Sex

by CumCollector69 January 6, 2022

ceo of bedtime

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

by goopygibson September 15, 2019

CEO of Sex

The CEO of Sex is known as Ned Leeds, played by Jacob Batalon in the Spiderman movies in the MCU. He recently gained alot of popularity because he is very relatable and represents normal people who arent usually represented in media. He is worshipped in Nedcord.

Person 1: Do you know the CEO of Sex?
Person 2: Of course! He is Jacob Batalon!

by SatiricalCow January 22, 2022

The CEO of Sex

Ned Leeds

Ned Leeds is the CEO of Sex

by NepgearAfficionado March 17, 2022

The Ceo of swag

OoooOooh
I wont let you gooOooo

The ceo of swag is the most swag person there is.

by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

coof

COVID-19, the coronavirus

"So I thought I had the coof, but it was just a sore throat."
"Tell them you got the coof so you won't get called in for work."
"The nursing home was a coof factory."

by Foos and shoes October 14, 2021