censorious 

Fault finding, severely critical

Keshav feels his censorious friends are grammar Nazis, so he calls them fags.

censorious by Flexmaster February 21, 2014

Conserious

A consistent state of seriousness, often mistaken for a shortened form of completely serious

"I've stolen thousands from the government and used that money to fund the construction of an artificial island."
"Dude are you being serious?"
"I'm being conserious."

Conserious by CABAGE No2 January 30, 2023

Super Canorious

The rare medical condition evidenced by the following symptoms:

Sudden outburst of song and dance
Extreme laughter
Strange looks from others
Chronic gas
Death in some rare cases

If one or more of these symptoms occurs, specifically death, contact a medical professional immediately.

No one deserves to die a super canorious death.

Have a super canorious day!

Super Canorious by Lee Bruce January 22, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004