by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 02, 2006
A very intelligent woman.
by TehCentral September 05, 2007
Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.
by Kursteh April 21, 2008
The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
by c-brown June 10, 2005
Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.
by Susie Summers December 24, 2006
French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.
by 1069 August 19, 2006
The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."
Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."
by CumDumpster February 08, 2012