When your feline friend exhibits the behavior of running around the house like a maniac ie jumping across furniture, bouncing off walls, peeling out diagonally across the room, while focusing with a crazy look in their eyes. You fear for your breakable vases, TV and sometimes your life. (Also see zoomies for similar definition to dog behavior.)
"Quick! Grab your cup of the table, the cat has the cazoomies and may run into it."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'