cawkeye 

Cawkeye, is reference to the University of Iowa's football fans. The term dates back to the early 1980's when their fans suddenly thought they had a team that could compete on the national level. The rest of the football world however clearly knew this was not true then nor would it ever be. Synonyms; Chokeye, Retard, Idiot, Homo.

I once knew this Cawkeye from Iowa City he was the most pathetic person I ever met.

cawkeye by Cyclone Fan November 14, 2007

Cackeyed 

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

Cackeyed by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011