cat's width

The minimum amount you can leave a door open so that a cat can get in and out without pawing at the door, or pushing it wide open. A good guide is usually the width of your hand.

"Leave my door open a cat's width, otherwise Missy'll be meowing in the hallway all night!"

by mrwhalejr July 3, 2007

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

cats with wings

Acid. LSD. Liquid LSD. Liquid Acid.

1.Hey guys, wanna get some cats with wings this weekend?
2.Wow, flying with those cats on Friday was amazing!

by Bloodclot October 14, 2005

cats with tails

A cat who has the known body part of most animals called a tail. Some cats may come without it

Trever: does your cat have a tail
Sally: yes Trever. Mrs Fluffball is a member of the cats with tails community

by Just some pansexual person February 18, 2021

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

people with cats

Lonely and don’t have friends to hang with

Hahahaha people with cats

by ASDSADS October 31, 2017