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castro valley high school

Castro valley high school a place where every pretty white girl in the school likes black guys while the ugly ones like eachother. Its populated by asians which make up around 60% of the school and there all obsessed with Boba and Animes. The teachers are also the age of yoda and the young ones dont teach you at all. Half the "normal" white kids are weeaboos to.
"Dude you want to go to Castro valley high school?"

" no im not trying to get assaulted by a bunch of weeaboos"

Castro valley high school

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person1: I hate castro valley high school

Castro valley high school

Castro valley high where rich white kids try to be ghetto. everyone skips class and talks $#@%. the students are very rude be careful of the theater choir and band kids they are a cult like the holy trinity they basically rule the school. every bathroom is filled with smoke would suggest waiting to go tell you get home. 60% Asian 30% white 10% everything else. at this school everyone is soooooo quirky and cool that nobody is. warning beware of the monsters called the viscos they are everywhere.
I have my hot Cheetos, hydro flask, ukulele, vape, and back pack. I’m ready to start a new day at Castro Valley high school.

castro valley highschool

yo wanna come to castro valley highschool to fuck in the all genders?
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