by furbyballs August 31, 2021
When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.
by Pjtitties January 13, 2020
Eric Cartman...is...GOD!
by cutthecrap January 22, 2009
Liane Cartman is often referred to as Cartman's Mom, but the identity of Cartman's real mom is unknown. In South park: Episosde 202, "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut", it is revealed that Liane Cartman is actually Eric Cartman's father, which is possible because she is a hermaphrodite, and that another woman gave birth to him. To this day it has not been revealed who the actual mother of Cartman is.
The identity of Cartman's Mom is unknown; the person often referred to as Cartman's Mom is Liane Cartman, a hermaphrodite who is Eric Cartman's biological father.
by Nihilist23 September 1, 2007
The Cartman Complex is simple(What'eva I'll do what I want). A person whose poor attitude has been catered to will eventually begin to believe that their attitude is acceptable. When any person attempts to impose any restriction on this attitude, no matter how small, it triggers rage in the person, causing them to act childishly until the target of their rage either bends to their will or leaves.
by Sinschild October 27, 2010
a.) girl: i heard michelle had sex with tom last night!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!
guy: really?! i heard she did it with amy!
girl2: what a slag, i heard she fucked a plant!
guy: yeah i know, shes such a cartman's mom!
by southparklovah August 4, 2010
Girl 1: that girl is totally dating someone toxic
Girl 2: Ikr she better break up with him before the Cartman effect happens
Girl 2: Ikr she better break up with him before the Cartman effect happens
by NWORDNWORD February 20, 2023