Definitions by Pjtitties

Cartman Day 

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

Cartman Day by Pjtitties January 12, 2020

Radiator Rice 

When a co-worker leaves his or her toe nail clippings on the heating systems radiator in the shower room so somebody else has to throw them away.

Went to take a shower after a bad call the other day only to find some selfish lazy bastard's radiator rice in the shower room.

Radiator Rice by Pjtitties January 11, 2020

Lake Erie Pipeliner

The act of snorting cocaine off a man's erect penis.

Where's my man today? Oh he's at home in bed he was out late doing Lake Erie Pipeliners last night.

Lake Erie Pipeliner by Pjtitties January 7, 2020