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Cartman Complex 

The Cartman Complex is simple(What'eva I'll do what I want). A person whose poor attitude has been catered to will eventually begin to believe that their attitude is acceptable. When any person attempts to impose any restriction on this attitude, no matter how small, it triggers rage in the person, causing them to act childishly until the target of their rage either bends to their will or leaves.
Naomi Campbell has Cartman Complex

Obama is a great example of Cartman Complex
Cartman Complex by Sinschild October 27, 2010
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Cartman Complex 

The un-natural obssesion with attempting to give all people who disagree with you HIV.

After the HIV is delivered the person suffering from the syndrome feels the need to crack the joke: "I'm HIV positive my way was easier", implying that they could have avoided thier misfortune simply by agreeing with the sufferer.

This term was first created after South Park Episode 1, Season 12 "Tonsil Trouble" that was first aired on March 12, 2008.
EXAMPLE:

Quote from the TV series before the event of Cartman giving Kyle AIDS, due to the Cartman Complex:

Butters: I just, eh. Well.. I don't know if I should be helping you make Kyle look silly.

Cartman: Butters. Helping People who have AIDS, is one of the most important things you could do.

Butters: I know, but are you sure Kyle has to be taught a lesson?

Cartman: I'm not just sure, butters. I'm H.I.V. Positive.

Butters: Oh yeah, eh. I guess that's true
Cartman Complex by N1XY August 28, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008