carriage-shy 

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

carriage-shy by dilettante August 1, 2008

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

carriage stuck in a ditch by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Mrs. Carriager 

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.

Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?

Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.

Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*

Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Ms. Carriager 

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.

Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?

Ms. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Under-carriage munching 

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.

‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’

Under-carriage munching by milliesofmelbourne June 20, 2020

Horse-Drawn-Carriage

(Noun) - A Horse-Drawn-Carriage, is a term used to describe a person with a large buttocks. The horse is the person’s legs being able to move around their large buttocks.

If you keep doing those squats you’re going to end up with a Horse-Drawn-Carriage soon.

Horse-Drawn-Carriage by DocRuby November 10, 2022