carp starver Share definition Flag When a MILF is playing koi and using herself as dong bait just to get attention. "So I was at the pool the other day and this total carp starver was waving at every dick that walked by." carp starver by SimonClint October 30, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the carp starver mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch