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carl sandburg middle school 

Is a middle school consisting of 98 percent of mexicans. Is a miniature version of Mundelein High School. This school consists of dances every month consisting of neverending grind lines, amazing athletics,(with the exception of females),abnormally sized choirs, and middle schoolers in possesion of drugs.
Also know as if Fremont consisted of all mexicans, and Carl Sandburg Middle School having no air condition throughout the whole year.
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Carl Sandburg Middle School 

Located in Mundelein, Illinois, this school is a hotspot for Drugs, Teenage pregnancies, Mexicans and sluts. Lots and lots of sluts. Sadly, only one of those four is a good thing. Be warned, any and all students may want to kill themselves, since classes are trash and the students trashier.
Bob: Don't you go to that trashy shitshow of a school, Bob 2?

Bob 2: Yeah i do, Bob.

Bob: What's it called again? Retard land? Hell? Mexico?

Bob 2: No, it's called Carl Sandburg Middle School

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

The worst fucking school you can ever go to its in shitty new jersey. Full of people with fake accents and fake people. A shitload of sluts and douchebags.
1 "where do you go to school?"
2"Carl Sandburg Middle School"
1 "SLUT!!!!!!!"

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.
1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026