carbiacarrest 

When you eat so many carbs you go into a diabetic coma.

This bowl of pasta is going to send me into carbiacarrest.

carbiacarrest by Newfmom March 22, 2017

cardiacarrestaurant 

any fast-food outlet that claims to be a restaurant.

Manager:
"Hey you! Don't do that in here, this is a restaurant!"

Enlightened Zombie:
A 'restaurant'?! Ha! No sir, this is a cardiacarrestaurant!

cardiacarrestaurant by RobCreet January 16, 2009