Car Loan

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.

I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!

Car Loan by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022

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car loan

The biggest monthly expense for many people such as Americans.

Often can be financial traps for poorer people, as predatory car loan companies have been charged with collaborating with sleazy car dealers to increase loan principals. (The total loan amount)

Car loans often start off "cheap" to pay but monthly and finally increase to an astronomical cost for the buyer, often higher than what the car is worth.

Also, people may have their car stolen or totaled, or lack insurance and without gap insurance they still have to pay the loan.

Finally, car loans are a very common reason for people's cars to be repo'ed/impounded.

I got myself into a really bad situation. I just got an expensive car loan for a car that isn't even that new or reliable. Now I have to work overtime for a year or two to dig myself out of this situation and that loan company is trying to find every reason to impound my car!

car loan by rfrsiopgjdog October 15, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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