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Car Loan 

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
Car Loan by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022
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The biggest monthly expense for many people such as Americans.

Often can be financial traps for poorer people, as predatory car loan companies have been charged with collaborating with sleazy car dealers to increase loan principals. (The total loan amount)

Car loans often start off "cheap" to pay but monthly and finally increase to an astronomical cost for the buyer, often higher than what the car is worth.

Also, people may have their car stolen or totaled, or lack insurance and without gap insurance they still have to pay the loan.

Finally, car loans are a very common reason for people's cars to be repo'ed/impounded.
I got myself into a really bad situation. I just got an expensive car loan for a car that isn't even that new or reliable. Now I have to work overtime for a year or two to dig myself out of this situation and that loan company is trying to find every reason to impound my car!
car loan by rfrsiopgjdog October 15, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016