A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
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“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
(Usually in British accent)
Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.
*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!
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Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004
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Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
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