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Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.
I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
Canonise the Saint by Napoledan November 16, 2019

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Canonization 

1. A process where worthy people are endowed among the canon of saints.

2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.
1. All saints are accepted into the canon of saints through a process known as canonization.

2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.

canonite 

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.
I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!
canonite by zoey April 25, 2004

cannonized 

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
cannonized by Tim April 26, 2004

Cantonize 

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3
Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)
Cantonize by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007