cannon hand

When someone "cannons" their fist into a womans genitalia with little or no warning.

"I cannon hand Ericka so hard she screamed bloody murder. "

by Fkiz February 3, 2018

hand cannon

Large caliber handgun, usually magnum catridges, such as .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express, .454 Casull. Also, commonly in reference to revolvers.

"Marvin, why didn't you tell us there was a guy in the bathroom with a hand cannon?!?" - Vince, Pulp Fiction

by Big Tim July 31, 2003

Filipino Hand Cannon

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.

'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'

by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

Polish Hand-Cannon

When both fists are inserted into the anus and vaganal area, in a fast, pumping motion.

“Yeah I gave Bekka a Polish Hand-Cannon last night”
“I hope André gives me a Polish Hand-Cannon tonight”

by Booeyy July 11, 2018

Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.

The first firearm ever made in the world

by scannerfish January 1, 2005

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

hand cannon

the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.

i couldn't get any pussy so i fired off my hand cannon during a great porno.

by jason haha woot September 19, 2008