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candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.
Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.
by Corncakes October 21, 2017
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candycrustination

Procrastination by playing 'Candy Crush'
Lina got Sahar hooked on candycrustination! And now its going viral in 7.11!!!
by Thesist April 13, 2014
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candycrushed

When someone gets run over or smashed so badly that in the pictures of them online, the gore is pixelated intentionally.
hoogly_boogly: Damn, she got ran over so hard that her matter was reduced to pixels.
MoogleBoy: Candycrushed.
by Teh Nibblorz May 22, 2015
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