A sex move in which the guy pours melted candle wax around the girl's anus, then starts fucking her anally, covering the penis with the melted candle wax which then hardens on the man's phallus, producing a candlestick.
by j0t0 October 14, 2011
When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
by SoggyCandlestick November 26, 2010
The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king October 4, 2015
A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.
"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"
by Father Odenkirk August 23, 2007
by simplydick February 12, 2016
During a threesome between one woman and two men.
One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018
to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
by secretpumpkinking March 25, 2014