cancer bad 

noun:

Proper substitute for the term "baked goods" This is due to the fact that any sweets, through which production involves the process of baking of any sort, causes cancer. Cancer, if you have not been informed, is bad for you. Hence, "cancer bads".

The following are considered (but not limited to) cancer bads:

1. Cakes
2. Cookies
3. Pies

Plural: Cancer bads

"If children don't like to be in a cancer baddy room, they'll leave." When asked by a shareholder about infants, who can't leave a cancer baddy room, Harper stated, "At some point, they begin to crawl."

Carrig, David, "RJR Wins Fight", USA Today: B1, April 18, 1996


"I don't think I'd set money above public health...(but) I have responsibilities to employees, stockholders, to the community generally.. I would say they're all equally important."

Quote from testimony.
Wall Street Journal, March 3, 1998

cancer bad by izrofel November 11, 2003

breast cancer badge 

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time

I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!

breast cancer badge by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

cancerbag 

A term for a skateboarder

Get off the ramp cancerbag!

cancerbag by Jewish Dude September 5, 2003

cancerbad 

A horrible player, usually delusional about their own performance or skills.

Used primarily in League of Legends SoloQ
Jungler:"I have 3 losing lanes gg."
Sololaners:"You didn't gank a single lane and are down cs to the opponent jungler fucking cancerbad."

cancerbad by Langitroll December 7, 2024

cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.

- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.

cancerbait by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022