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Canarab
-noun Can-ar-uh b
An arabic person living in Canada.
1. a member of a Semitic people from Arabia and other countries of the Middle East inhabiting Canada.
2. a member of any Arabic-speaking people living in Canada.
3. Sometimes offensive.
An arabic person living in Canada.
1. a member of a Semitic people from Arabia and other countries of the Middle East inhabiting Canada.
2. a member of any Arabic-speaking people living in Canada.
3. Sometimes offensive.
I wonder why that Canarab bought 15 gallons of milk at Costco?
Did you see that Canarab run his mercedes into that curb?
There are a lot of Canarabs at the mall today.
Did you see that Canarab run his mercedes into that curb?
There are a lot of Canarabs at the mall today.
Canarab by Jack Bauer. November 22, 2009
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canadas history
Canada's History is a depraved sexual act first performed around 1898 in the lawless Yukon territory by "Meaty" Georges Gagnon, a French-Canadian prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush. Georges performed the act on many willing and unwilling men, women, children, and domesticated animals (the rumors of this act being performed on moose and kodiak bears are unconfirmed). The act was called a "Dark mar on Canada's History" by local politicians, and "the only interesting thing in Canada's History" by American papers sensationalizing the Klondike Gold Rush.
The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.
Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.
Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.
The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.
Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.
Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.
The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
Roommate 1: Geez, eh, you were loud last night with that girl. What were you doing in there, Canadas History?
Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.
Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.
Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
canadas history by kingkongNINJA February 6, 2010
Canadas History
A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert
Thanks stephen colbert
guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!
Canadas History by That fatguy February 4, 2010
canadashistory
An incredibly depraved sex act that includes moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
The most difficult part of this sex act is "getting it all in there".
The most difficult part of this sex act is "getting it all in there".
canadashistory by TheCanfield February 4, 2010
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