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canadian cream pie 

When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
canadian cream pie by premiumwords October 22, 2012

Canadian Whipped Cream 

when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.
that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.
Canadian Whipped Cream by oral69420 November 28, 2018

canadian creamsicle 

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop
Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!

Canadian Creamsicle 

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
Canadian Creamsicle by Culatr December 30, 2018

Canadian Creamball 

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.
what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026