Camp Staff
Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
Camp Staff by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
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