The art of yaking a freshly baked calzone from Binghamton's DP Dough after consuming nothing but tequila for 4 hours straight.
I walked back from DP Dough and started calzoning this guys bathroom. It got calzoned so bad.
by Ligmaballs696969 March 25, 2022
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When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.
Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.
by Zach31 March 29, 2018
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Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.
by Saints September 24, 2003
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A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab
Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.
by calzonesearcher69 November 14, 2010
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Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.
Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.
by Fergdogaaa June 6, 2010
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calzones (kahl-sown-ehs) Underwear, Also chones (choe-nehs) or (chonees)
" Just a minute, keep your chones on."
by J5 February 28, 2003
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