calumrise

A groupchat dedicated to Calum Hood and porn, a lit groupchat.

x: omg, i want to be in calumrise so much.

by calumrise July 26, 2016

dickquila cumrise

The dickquila cumrise is a cocktail for whores whereby a man retains his ejaculate in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the whore then drinks it. down.

Ho 1: "Hey, that bartender is cute, I hope he has a foreskin because I'd love a dickquila cumrise?"
Ho 2: "You're a filthy ho, I'd rather give him an Angry Bowser"

by 1337157 January 9, 2015

cumriser

if cum was an element, cumriser would be the person who controls it

that cumriser is just like an airbender

by katass124 August 13, 2020

calumismybsf

Famous tiktoker/robloxer. Known widely for a awesome videos about 5sos. calumismybsf is more amazing and funnier than lele pons.😋😂😅🤣. calumismybsf is also Calum hoods real life best friend😄🤭.

Do you know calumismybsf
Omg how can I not she’s awesome

by Cozynightscandel June 19, 2021

op-ed calumnist

An editorial writer engaged in calumny - peddling false and malicious statements about someone, with the intent to inflict damage.

Under a tight deadline, needing a really juicy bit of character assassination, the op-ed calumnist linked Biden to Pizzagate.

by Monkey's Dad October 1, 2020

Calumisalilrebel

An amazing tiktok

And the girlfriend of calumhood

Hey have you seen calumisalilrebel’s post on tiktok they are so cool

by Bigdaddy782917 June 10, 2021