Call Me Maybe 

See 'music induced headaches'.

I just met you,
And this crazy.
Here's my number
So Call me Maybe-

PLEASE STOP IT! OH GOD! PLEASE! ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!

Call Me Maybe by Pandcrap July 10, 2012

Call Me Maybe 

A song released in 2012 by Canadian recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen. Its popularity has led to the creation of various lip-sync covers and parody videos, including one featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale. The main chorus "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe?" has also spawned an internet meme, in which the last two lines are substituted with (often sexual) rhyming lyrics.

Example taken from official Call Me Maybe video comments on Youtube: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I got no condom, so anal maybe?

Call Me Maybe by gmwdim December 18, 2012

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008