Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day
DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.
by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023
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A reply in the negative sense, ie "No". Often used in response to an question devised to elicit a negative reply.
"You want to go jump off that steep cliff?", "You can call me soup".
by Bob O'Young January 29, 2003
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The opening line of a disarmingly transparent effort to get your SSN, passwords and credit card number.
Never read Moby Dick? Then call me Phishmail. Impress your friends 'cause absolutely free I'll give you my lightning tutorial on Melville's massive classic. Just click here.
by Monkey's Dad January 19, 2020
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something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing
she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"
by Jake April 26, 2004
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when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "
Someone : How you did this
Me : Call me Ronald
by Fatneek123KSI June 21, 2021
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Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."
by Sakasaka March 2, 2014
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This phrase is uttered by a person who asks a lot of questions because they are curious.
Tina: "Rory! Why do you ask me so many questions ?!?!?"
Rory: "I don't know, Tina. I guess I'm just really curious . . . Call me George!"
by al ice July 13, 2016
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