A state where the political and gun views are just as bad as Amy Schumer's jokes.
"Wow John Oregon is really turning into a California! We're fucked!"
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The 2nd best state in the U.S. behind NY
lets got to california, nah f*ck cali.......NY NIGGA!!!!!!
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Literally the best state of the 50 currently making up the United States of America. That's not just said because I live here, either, but because we have all of the good parts of every other state, and none of the bad stuff.

Home to Hollywood, the Bay Area, Los Angeles, rap music (co-home, I suppose), the term "hella", the legendary UC system, and many other great things.
Snow? California has that! -20 degree weather? Oh hell no!

Nice beaches? California has that! 110 degree weather with 90% humidity? Oh hell no!

Agriculture? California has that! Does our economy rely solely on that, turning our state into a glorified orchard? Oh hell no!

Great music? California has that! Old, washed-up celebrities still trying to make it big? ......Well, shit, I guess we have that, too. But it's damn entertaining!
by California-ite May 23, 2011
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California, A US State situated on the West Coast region of the US. But not just any state, CALIFORNIA. The most populated state and overall most favorited state in the nation, California holds nearly 40 million residents! California is unlike any other state and is basically it's own island in a way. CA is famous for its beautiful scenery, beautiful weather, all that cityy, it's famed Southern California region, famed beaches and cities, San Diego, SF, Los Angeles!, you name it! Everything is here!: the CITYY, the ocean, the BEACH, the desert, the mountains, the wilderness, OC, Six Flags, Disneyland, Hollywood, the coastline!, Everything! No matter what any one says or debates, California will always hold the crown for most favorited, most popular and most famous state in the nation, it's just wired that way and probably always will, its one of a kind, and so are us Californians !! Who the fuck else has access to "EVERYTHING" ?!
( California ) Call me California.. :)
( Florida ) Call me C-- THE PENIS OF THE UNITED STATES!! -- C-C--
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A place where most people are pro-capitalist bootlickers. Many Californians benefit from capitalism and are protected by police officers. It is also very neo-liberal. California is not very progressive because they practice capitalism and their cities are crawling with cops.
California is oozing with capitalism
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When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.
Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."
by SoCalDork October 5, 2010
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when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
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