cake plate 

A bastardized metaphorical version of the word placates (meaning to appease or pacify especially by concession). This word started as a colloquialism in Las Vegas Nevada, used by men when they were forced to make concessions especially when dealing with women. It is used in often in the service industry.

placates concession pacify appease women

Example: (Two male bartenders talking about a female cocktail waitress)
Bartender 1: Marry is being a real bitch today I don’t know what her problem is…
Bartender 2: She’s probably just hung over from parting too much last night, just cake plate her and keep it moving

placates concession pacify appease women

cake plate by Dirty Mike LV December 20, 2011

cake on a plate 

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

cake on a plate by Random Dude January 14, 2005

Cakeulate 

To devour or destroy something as if it were cake.

To measure in units of cake.

To succeed at something easily in accordance with the phrase, "piece of cake".

I totally just cakeulated that quesadilla.

According to my cakeulations...we're going to need more cake.

I definitely cakeulated the bar exam.

Cakeulate by MrOrangutan December 22, 2014