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Cake and Arse Party 

Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!
Cake and Arse Party by Saccade January 21, 2009

Cake and arse party 

British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up
Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.
Cake and arse party by JackSplash February 13, 2015

Cake and arse party 

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.
Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

Cakearse 

When work has too many birthday cakes in one week.
My god I have cakearse now I have eaten all that cake
Cakearse by Sgil January 18, 2018
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026