cage the rage

awesome 80's way of saying: control your anger.

Hey, cage the rage buddy.

by Charles Reeves October 25, 2007

Cage Rage

When the sight or thought of Nicholas Cage enrages you so much that you feel the need to punch the first person you see in the face.

Shit man, why'd you punch me in the face?

Because I just watched Con Air and got a mean case of Cage Rage!

by Casa De Ramson April 23, 2010

Cage Rage

A level of anger that is so beyond normality that the only thing it is comparable to are the on-screen outbursts of Nicolas Cage.

Jon: I'M A VAMPIRE! I'M A VAMPIRE!

Jeff: What's up with Jon?

Joe: Oh, he's just got Cage Rage

by NakedAmericanMan March 20, 2011

cage rage

A boxing match with helmets and gloves on usualy done after hockey practice in the lockerroom. Although between teamates it can be quite brutal. Unique to hockey.

Sometimes known as lockerboxing.

"jerry got owned cage raging Tamas"

by carr February 26, 2005

Cage Rage

A destructive temper fueled by such uncontrollable anger similar to the anger of Nicholas Cage in any of his movies.

Dude, I went on a total Cage Rage after hearing that the Yankees beat the Red Sox the other day!

by TheOneWhoPissedInYourCheerios March 9, 2011

Cage Rage Theorem

The emotional pattern that Nicolas Cage goes through in every movie he's in.

Firstly, Nicolas Cage is in a happy/placid state.

Then, something happens to Nicolas Cage that causes a short stage of confusion. This is key to the next stage.

Finally, Nicolas Cage becomes filled with anger at the confusion he experiences.

Rinse and repeat. In every movie.

KNOWING (2009) A prime example of the 'Cage Rage Theorem'

Nicolas Cage is happy. (Stage one)

Nicolas Cage finds sheet of numbers, becomes confused. (Stage two)

Nicolas Cage throws everything on the floor, in a fit of anger and confusion at the numbers. (Stage 3)

by CharlesBottomer June 25, 2013