caddy wampus

not straight, not square, not level, i.e. "crooked"

Those wingnuts that framed the house were stupid and now the walls and floor are all caddy wampus

by littlekicker November 2, 2009

Caddy Wampus

Not right, wrong, fishy, suspicious

Who installed that it’s caddy wampus

by Smurf Dogg May 15, 2018

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009