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Cactus Crotch 

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
Cactus Crotch by Myagooshki March 7, 2011
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cactus crotch 

Vagina made prickly by stubble.
Warren complained to his dawgs about Mary's cactus crotch leaving him all cut up.
cactus crotch by crazii maisey January 4, 2009

Cactus crotch 

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see
Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.
Cactus crotch by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

Cactus Crotch Syndrome 

A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
When Teresa Shaved "Downtown" It Was So Sexy...But Since It's Been Two Weeks, She's Developed Cactus Crotch Syndrome.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026