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Cabbage eater 

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.
Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane is a cabbage eater

cabbage eater 

A person of Ukrainian descent who may happen to also like the vegetable.
1:OMG look at Sash, man that guy is such a cabbage eater!
2:Yeah but we wouldn't trade him in for anyone, even a Russian.
cabbage eater by Shane and Dave February 5, 2008

Cabbage Eater 

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.
"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"
Cabbage Eater by Brothy Water March 31, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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