One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
by ParrosNation May 29, 2011
by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020
the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools
by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010
Description given to an item or person who carries the traits of a over-conscious Gucci wearing, butt-plug sitting, nasal talking, exaggerated expense without the justifiable cause; opposite of Ghetto.
Cabbage person: Have you been to that French restaurant down the street?
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
Ghetto Massive: Hell no. That place is so cabbage, I am just a student.
by The Ghetto Massive May 23, 2004
by Alex Wight January 19, 2004
by t-bonz January 28, 2005
Dear Editors: I sent this in before but without a valid email address, since I need to post an email to get published, I have reposted.
(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.
Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?
(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.
Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?
(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...
by Andy April 2, 2005