To be like a vegetable, one who has no brain nor cognitive thinking patterns.
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Instead of going to class, Jason "Cabbaged" all day.
Or
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
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Commonly its someone who views any form of education as a "waste of time" and usually tries to become a professional at a sport but ends up getting a "good effort" award, they also enjoy spending time fantasizing that they will earn millions in the future.

Unfortunately these types of people are often delusional, see themselves above everyome else and won't listen to anyone else's opinion apart from another cabbage. So it's hard to persuade them to change.

In the end, a cabbage will become a gym teacher, or a coach for small team which won't achieve much but more "good effort" awards and barely getting minimal wage.
That guys a cabbage.
How come?
His grades are falling and his sports career doesn't exist, but he keeps saying that he's better then everyone else.
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Cabbaging is a game in which players, known as Cabbagers, attempt to reach the oldest page on a website in a given number of clicks from a predefined starting point.
History
Cabbaging was first played by five people sharing an office in Peebles , Scotland who used it as a way to decide who should eat the "spare" Tunnock's Tea Cakes from a pack of six. The game was brought to public attention by Judy Cabbages on 9 August 2005 by writing the following letter to the BBC News Online Magazine Monitor, an online daily publication:

In our office of five people, the six pack of Tunnocks Tea Cakes does no (sic) divide very well; so we have a contest. The person who can go back in time to the oldest article on the BBC News site in only five clicks from the start page, gets the sixth tea cake for themselves. Today, I read through nature to cats to pandas and in 5 clicks, got to 25 April 1998. Reaching 1997 is a real achievement.
Judy Cabbages,
Peebles, Scotland

Readers of the Magazine Monitor began playing the game themselves and the name "Cabbaging" was suggested three days later in honour of Judy Cabbages. The name "backlogging" was also suggested, but did not catch on. On 19 August 2005 a set of rules written by Monitor reader Matt Wainwright was published.

- Judy Cabbages' original letter
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4131118.stm#debt

- Matt Wainwright's Cabbaging rules
news.bbc.co.uk /1/hi/magazine/4152338.stm#cabbaging
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stoned off your face, whacked off your bean, monged off your tits.
i can't do anything, I'm too fucking cabbaged!
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to cabbage. the act of cabbaging someone is to grab their fist when they offer it for a fist bump. the term was coined because the created ball is said to look like a cabbage.
"cabbage" must be said after cabbaging someone.
FRIEND: wow that was amazing! knuckle-touch!
YOU: CABBAGE. but yeah, it was awesome.
by erverderh_kerderverh September 12, 2012
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Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
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A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
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