A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?
Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that
Bobby: Let's go hit on her
Luke: Sure thing bro
Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that
Bobby: Let's go hit on her
Luke: Sure thing bro
by Kurt Neil June 11, 2011
Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging
Noun:
(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable
(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone
Adjective:
(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses
(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way
(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse
Verb:
(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging
Noun:
(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable
(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone
Adjective:
(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses
(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way
(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse
Verb:
(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"
"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"
"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"
***Can also be used in phrases such as:
"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"
"Go Cabbage yourself"
"That is some messed up Cabbage"
"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"
"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"
***Can also be used in phrases such as:
"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"
"Go Cabbage yourself"
"That is some messed up Cabbage"
by Alphabet_Soup June 8, 2009
by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020
A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.
by SirCabbage June 8, 2017
by Kelly.carly.llama February 26, 2016
Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.
by Grezack November 27, 2014
Another meaning for shit used by many young Australian males to bag out mates and random people they don't know
by Cabdude January 9, 2015