A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.
by Josephus April 12, 2007
by JW#1 November 3, 2006
A Cabbage Patch is a slag used to imply the person on the receiving end is an idiot or although a normal able bodied person, intellegance wise resembles someone born with mental defect.In typical daily slang the word "Cabbage" has of recent times adopted the new meaning of "idiot" or "moran" so a cabbage patch, effectively the birth place of many multitudes of cabbages is a multible of an idiot.
John:"Hey Greg, why would you think it's a smart idea to eat soup with a fork. You're such a cabbage patch."
by philamb January 30, 2012
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a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.
Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.
by Sysco August 3, 2006
by Black Lasagna April 27, 2011
noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.
A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.
by Ancharlavy February 28, 2005