cabanelas

Cabanelas is the last name of the sweetest, most handsome (and sexy asf) guy on this universe. He’s very gifted with his thang and is not afraid to be 100% genuine. Truly the best boyfriend and friend anyone could ever ask for. Also a great person to simp over, If your boyfriend has the last name “cabanelas” back off bitch he’s mine lol.

Daniel Cabanelas is my boyfriend lol

cabanelas by marbeepboop February 21, 2021

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Cabelas

store that sells all your outdoor necessities
redneck walmart

I had my wedding with my cousin at Cabelas

Cabelas smells

Cabelas by Johnny Smith Lewis Anderson III November 21, 2005

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cabanelas • Cabelas • cabinetlass • chanelastic • Manuel Canelas • morrison cabonilas

chanelastic

An adjective describing something sexy or beautiful.

"Chelsea is just perfect, shes even chanelastic!"
"OMG, your new boots are chanelastic!"

chanelastic by Chanel Bourdeau January 12, 2008

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cabinetlass

gay hannigram shipper with an addiction to deez nutz jokes

cabinetlass: have u seen Wilma?
you: Wilma who?
cabinetlass: Wilma ballz fit in yo mouf🤤🤤🤤

cabinetlass by kissmyasthma66 May 21, 2021

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Manuel Canelas

Name of a Portuguese God, Manuel Canelas is referred as an impeccable person, very intelligent and has the perfect body. Very Athletic and sexy guy, 10/10

“Hey man, if you see Manuel Canelas, hide your girlfriend, otherwise she’ll leave you for him.

“OMG, Manuel Canelas is sooo perfect”
-your gf, probably

Manuel Canelas by MargaridaCorceiro123 November 21, 2021

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morrison cabonilas

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.

Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"

morrison cabonilas by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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