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"bysls"

"what??"

"Bro you smell like shit go take a shower"
bysls by lilstinkerisstinky February 8, 2022
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"bysls"

"what the fuck do u mean??"

"Bro you smell like shit"

"oh.. :("
bysls by lilstinkerisstinky February 8, 2022
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byslexia 

when you switch your b's with your d's!
Rokki said" You're a bouchedag!", Kevin yelled," Theres a dong in the fridge!" = byslexia. Sometimes it happens with numders too.
byslexia by sarahmac September 26, 2006

byslexic 

Byslexic- the synonym of dyslexic where you mess up different letters than normal dyslexia such as Cheyanne hall
Hey, did you know she’s Byslexic?
Omg, no i didnt
byslexic by Ghtuvdy March 9, 2021

byslexic 

A dyslexia sufferer who has difficulty in algebra as they are prone to confusing variables like b and d, or p and q, thus reducing their chances of evaluating an expression, or solving an equation, involving these letters correctly.
Guesstimate how many byslexics worldwide fail their algebra test every year through no fault on their own.
byslexic by MathPlus October 1, 2021
A middle name given to poets to make them sound more retarded
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Bysshe by Kunaldaris June 22, 2004
BSLS stands for Ball-Stuck-to-Leg Syndrome. it normally occurs on very hot days, or after extreme workouts, where the sicknasty sweat that builds up glues your ballsack to your leg. it is rather annoying and not at all pleasant.
Jim: Dude, Tim, why are you walkin' funny?

Tim: Dammit man, i got that BSLS. shit.

Jim: That sucks man
BSLS by The Gunge Munky October 22, 2009
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