A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am datingtwo birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)
Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.
2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?
<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.
Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?
Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.