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Beltsering 

A spontaneous combustion of uncertainly. Usually sparked by drinking, smoking, and a taller-than-average-height-man with an uncanny ability to persuade everyone present to participate in an assorted variety of creative nudity before the clock strikes twelve.. On most occasions, followed by a semi-philosophical explanation of the quantum theory behind all the events of the night.
Dude...I was beltsering all night and now I am dating two birds at a time in a delicate and profound way!
Beltsering by Thumbs Up, Inc. October 29, 2011

8 trigrams 64 belts 

8 trigrams 64 belts no that justu should of die out ages ages agooooooooooooooooooo
8 trigrams 64 belts no that justu should of die out ages ages agooooooooooooooooooo

Belts and Zippers 

1) Derogatory term given to character designs mostly found in JRPGs, especially anything involving Tetsuya Nomura. (Final Fantasy, Kindom Hearts, etc)

Named for Nomura's excssive use of belts and zippers in his character designs, and the trend they started in other games which has spread like a cancer.

2)Tetsuya Nomura himself.
<Person 1> WTF? Why has Donald Duck got a hat made of zippers!? Does that guy really need that many belts?

<Person 2> Kingdom Hearts is really belts and zippers: the game.

Woah! That chick has a skirt made of belts! Belts and Zippers has really gone overboard on this one!
Belts and Zippers by Mr2.0 January 24, 2011

boltsrna 

Male nurse. A smug, wannabe doctor with an online doctorate in a field named after breastfeeding.
Boltsrna: Oh, I totally could’ve gotten into medical school. But as a male I felt more called toward nursing. Look at me breaking gender barriers!

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander 

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.

bucket of bolts

a machine which is old run-down, or worn out
I don't want that bucket of bolts. I want a used car that is in good condition.
bucket of bolts by Light Joker January 24, 2005