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buzzel

If you have this in you name or a sentence it usually means to be a lame party pooper or with a rather small sex life.
by JeffJohns April 26, 2016
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bazzeled

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.
Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”
by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019
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The buzzer

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.
Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.
by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009
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Buzzed

That you are drunk but you can still function. You feel good, but you are not too drunk where you need help getting home and such.
"yo bro I'm feeling pretty buzzed right now I should probably stop drinking before I get too drunk"
by BigPimppin6906 November 16, 2017
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barely buzzed

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.
"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"
by turk10777 August 28, 2014
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Buzzelin

The sound that your Bluetooth makes when you are too far away from your phone
"hold on for a second, i cant hear you, my Bluetooth is buzzelin"
by Ty Austin January 5, 2009
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buzzed tomato

What it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. When you squeeze your newly buzzed balls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. Often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
"I can't walk after I buzz my tomato."

"I keep fucking buzzing my tomato with your goat."

"Hey Amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!"

"After a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. She couldn't wait to jump on the vine!"
by alierpantz January 10, 2013
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