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buttwaffel

when you stick a waffel in your undies and serve with ice cream
would you like a "ButtWaffel" that i've been brewing for 21 years straight, in and out of bed?
buttwaffel by NOAVIER April 20, 2018
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buttwaffle 

a play on ass hole--pretty much a stupid person.
Shut up you stupid buttwaffle.

buttyiff 

When furries practice anal sex, often using the term tailhole to describe the point of entry for penetration. Usually used as a playful or cutesy term.
"Murrr....I wanna buttyiff that tight little wolfie so hard it comes out his muzzle! :3....."
buttyiff by Faril Iredell December 9, 2008

buttwaffle 

To spank ones ass with a tennis racquet, leaving a waffle pattern on their behind.
Greg gave Susie one hell of a buttwaffle last night.
buttwaffle by Haras11 August 20, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026