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Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.
"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"
by Birch Guy December 2, 2014
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Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.
I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.
by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012
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