butthat 

Spread the cheeks, I mean like butthole to head contact

“He want to try the butthat

butthat by Kkemull!! September 28, 2019

butthaven 

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.

My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.

butthaven by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

but that's just a theory 

...A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

Consider your childhood ruined, and remember...
But that's just a theory! A Game Theory! Thanks for watching!

but that's just a theory by Hobox May 28, 2018

But that's none of my business

Usually said by Kermit the Frog while he is drinking his lipton tea. Bustin err'body's files onto the internet.

Example: Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."

Kermit: "Hello Pastor and First Lady- oh, that's not the first lady... but that's none of my business."

"Your boyfriend asked you to put your finger in his booty? Hm! He must be playing for the other team... but's that none of my business."

But that's none of my business by HMmmmmmm June 21, 2014

Butthut sauna 

- a nasty ass fart that clears the room and makes everyone in the vicinity sweat profusely

I can't breathe... My bro just let out a Butthut sauna!

Butthut sauna by TheStankiest December 16, 2020

butthay 

A term used in disgust when describing something you really don't want or had to do.

Butthay, I really liked the suppository they gave me just before the procedure!

Butthay, we didn't have to sit in the sewage that long!!!

butthay by Jamfetto March 24, 2009

buttmate 

someone who sits behind you in an office or class. They are postioned so that you seldom see their face but who shares an area but try not to touch.

Yo cuz whose your buttmate in class?

buttmate by beaver60 February 3, 2007