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butterspooned 

1.being in an altered state of mind
2.Having an erection that won't diffuse for over 3 and a half hours
3.Being out of control: crunk, mad niggarish, or balls deep; in front of a group of people.
1.Last night i was MAD BUTTERSPOONED YO! I don't even remember what happend!
2.Jimmy had to tuck his boner into his waistband for the whole school day because he was so butterspooned.
3. I was so butterspooned last night i punched a cat in the face for fun AND PROFIT!
butterspooned by Donte Baker January 20, 2009
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butterspoon

Like a regular spoon....only duller

Primarily used when a butter knife just wont cut it. (no pun intended)

May also be used as a weapon
So I pulled up into the yard and there was like 40 guys standing around and they were all holding horsewhips and butterspoons
butterspoon by Mahatma December 24, 2007
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