Being completely naked (formed by the shortening of butt naked)
Be out in a sec, I'm butters.
by Marfar May 1, 2006
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butters...is formost sexiest guy in the GA.....and is the coolest mutha fuka around...he has 10lbs of dangling maturity....everyone would like to be this guy....an his sex drive with women is unberable...and yes he is the reason your parents don't get along at dinner......F..Y..I.... i am the reason chuck norris checks his closet every nite before he goes to bed...
when u sleep at nite u either dream about being butters...or about being with butters
by chuk norris March 4, 2008
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a kid with buck teeth that has crust all around his eyes, that has yellow teeth, and a foot fetish..and a dick as big as his pinky
a kid that is poor that got kicked out of his house and had to go to a shitty rancher
by gene shiegle December 21, 2003
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Someone who can't catch or hold onto anything without dropping it. Short for butter fingers!!
by Itrielega July 22, 2009
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noun: a person who is "on someones dick/tit" meaning, they always follow someone around and it seems like there is a perpetual one inch string attached from the person...

buttery, adjective: having the characteristic of a butters
noun--Heather always follows me around, she is butters.

adjective--Sometimes she is very buttery and it pisses me off
by martha April 17, 2005
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It's the opposite of a roast. While people in a roasting event would gather up to make fun of a single person, a buttering event has people gather up to adore, praise, and talk good about that person. Sometimes, it's extended to include everyone, so that each person has a chance to receive a variety of compliments. You can't talk bad about someone at a buttering event. The worst you can get to talking bad about someone is constructive criticism, guidence, and maybe a compliment sandwhich.
Coworker 1: Hey. Have you heard that the Coolerman and The Boss were feeling sad lately

Coworker 2: Yeah. They were feeling underappreciated, lonely, and unconfident.

Coworker 3: I have an idea! Let's have a buttering.

Coworker 1 and Coworker 2: That's a great idea!

Coworker 1: That way, they would feel more appreciated.

Coworker 2: A buttering event sounds perfect!

* later that day.

All: Surprise!!!

Coolerman and The Boss: This is so unexpected!

Coworker 7: Coolman is so awesome, he helped me with some paperwork

Coworker 5: The Boss is so cool, he gave me a day off when I was feeling sick.

Coworker 8: Coolman is so fantastic, he helped organize my daughter's birthday party.

Coworker 9: The Boss and Coolman are so cool, they're indestructable!
ect.
by HawiianPunch1 February 16, 2014
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