1. To aggressively perform anal sex, as if one owned, or pwnd, the butt involved.
2. To express domination in a non-sexual field in this manner, whether or not actual penetration occurs; an augmented form of pwn. To pwn completely or utterly.
Pronounced 'buttpown'. Also, "asspwn" or "pwn butt".
1. I'd totally buttpwn someone if they brought me a pizza right about now.
2. With a sniper rifle and a thermal scope I can buttpwn the whole other team.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"