1. To aggressively perform anal sex, as if one owned, or pwnd, the butt involved.
2. To express domination in a non-sexual field in this manner, whether or not actual penetration occurs; an augmented form of pwn. To pwn completely or utterly.
Pronounced 'buttpown'. Also, "asspwn" or "pwn butt".
1. I'd totally buttpwn someone if they brought me a pizza right about now.
2. With a sniper rifle and a thermal scope I can buttpwn the whole other team.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!